Idea

I'm going to make a million with this idea. DON'T STEAL IT.

What if, in a laptop, there was a little slot underneath the keyboard with a PRINTER in it? Like there was an insert page thing on one side and a place on the other side where it spits it out. You have to print something, an assignment, so you click print, slip in a piece of paper, and it will spit it out! The only problem I foresee is that for multiple page papers, you would have to sit there and insert pages one after another it. But still. A printer with you at all times! I'm sure it wouldn't even be that hard to make.

THIS IS GENIUS.

Propaganda

Queen

Queen is the greatest band ever made. I'm positive of it. I've recently decided if I could bring one person back from the dead, it would be Freddie Mercury. If music's purpose is to entertain, Queen is the pinnacle of all music.

How can you deny that stache?!?!?? You can't. That's how.

Reasons why Freddie Mercury is AWESOME:

1. Farrokh Bulsara is his birth name. And he was born in Zanzibar.

2. His funeral was performed by a Zoroastrian priest.

That is the craziest religion ever. Who does that?

3.

4. He was shy!

If you've ever seen him onstage you would never know it.

5. HE LOVED CATS.

He had 10 at one time! He made a solo album dedicated to his cat named "Mr. Bad Guy". He also wrote a song about his favorite cat, Delilah!

ROLLER DERBY

Had the greatest experience ever tonight. Attended the Omaha Rollergirls v. Kansas City Roller Warriors. Yes, I went to Skatedaze on a Saturday night. IT WAS SO AWESOME. Badass chicks in spandex skating really fast around a rink where I spent my grade school days at skating parties knocking the SHIT out of each other!!! It was so great!!! I loved all their names too. My favorite was "Ima Firestarter"

Ok, so she looks scary there. But she had these tiny shorts and these great legs (so jealous) and these BADASS tattoos on her legs. Flames or something. Couldn't tell, she was skating so fast. She was the "jammer". Yeah, I learned how the sport works.

It's really pretty sweet actually. There's a pack of blockers, 4 from each team, and 2 jammers, one from each time. The jammers start a whistle after the pack, and they have to try and break through. For each person they pass, they get a point. The blockers try and ram the jammers off the rink. It's so hardcore. Chicks were flying into the crowd!!!

I want to be a roller derby chick!!! I'd get my ass kicked in about half a second. But it would be SWEET. I'd wear pleather spankies and my name would be

MADAME MONSTER

Yeah are you scared?? You should be. I'd probably put some purple streaks in my hair and stuff. Just overall be a terrifying BAMF roller derby chick. Can't wait.

Prom Dress Extravaganza

I've been on the hunt for a prom dress. I bought one, but then Martha didn't like it, so I returned it. Now dressless, I have been scouring the internet. In the process, I have been met with very few cute things and very many alarming and scary things.

I just hate "maxi dresses." Not only do they sound like maxi-pads, they look like them too.

This reminds me of Carrie. Terrifying

OOO I'm a DIVA and have blowjob lips!!!

Welcome to my lair.

Alien woman.

This woman looks so unhappy.

I did, however, find one dress I liked.

SENIOR PROM2010 x0x0x0x00

Sharing a Demo

A friend of mine recently shared a demo he recorded. It's too good to keep to myself.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Kevin Kelly: